becoming more of a bad ass.

rolerskated just now, some piece of shit yuppie in sunglasses rode his too expensive black bicycle into me and right as we collided on this narrow finely paved green point side street right near the police precinct, I smashed into this man screaming motherfucker as my fist collided with his shoulder and my waist knocked him down off a bike.

It is not my fault that people who ride bikes do not understand that I do not want to feel pain, so I will knock them down if the situation requires. There is a term in roller derby called “fresh meat” … I was fresh meat before, now I am becoming a mean machine.

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