I bought a redbull last night and some “yohimbine” from the store … I thought it was like some crazy yuppie Asian caffeine pill, it turns out it’s used for ED (ED is not a problem that I have.) I should have checked it out before I ingested this, because sometimes yohimbine causes panic attacks, rapid heart beat, high blood pressure, anxiety attacks and in some cases hallucinations.
Basically, I took a penis enlargement pill because I thought it was a diet pill, because I wanted to go running. I don’t want to go running right now, because I might get a hard on while running around the track and that would be embarrassing.
ALWAYS CHECK WHAT CHEMICALS YOU ARE TAKING BEFORE YOU INGEST ANY CHEMICALS!!